It's so hard being a Princess....... Some day my Prince will come and whisk me away from all this............ OH! Uh Hi Mom! You heard all that did ya? Didn't mean it, love it here!
Listen Princess, seeing as you are sitting at bistro table, why not put your paw in the air, flail it around and order yourself a nice, freshing picker-upper like canine cola or something.
Rule #1 of being a princess.... ALWAYS exercise your Princess rights! Demand service!
Rule #2 of being a Princess ===========================
Remember to ALWAYS; complain complain , whine like there's no tomorrow, refuse everything and anything first, sulk, swoon and be exceedingly difficult! (and not necessarily in that order)
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Listen Princess, seeing as you are sitting at bistro table, why not put your paw in the air, flail it around and order yourself a nice, freshing picker-upper like canine cola or something.
Rule #1 of being a princess.... ALWAYS exercise your Princess rights! Demand service!
Rule #2 of being a Princess
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Remember to ALWAYS; complain complain , whine like there's no tomorrow, refuse everything and anything first, sulk, swoon and be exceedingly difficult! (and not necessarily in that order)
Rule #3 of being a Princess
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Always immediately turn your nose up at dinner... or take a mouth full, and spit it out and say: Patouey, patouey... you call this dinner?
Sit and wait for a steak or pork chop to rain from the heavens and fall on the floor in front of you.
If you have to wait more than 3 minutes, be sure to throw a huge temper tantrum!
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